“ROYAL WEDDING” — A Bad Lip Reading

So, how many animals would you say you’ve probably killed?
You think I’ve kept count?
Absolutely. 1,693 Giraffes You all right?
Not yet Do you need a pen? Why would you need a pen?
I’m not sure I think she’s brilliant Harry and Meghan Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?

Royal weddings are so different these days…End song: “Modify” by Kniles https://youtu.be/I1NV97UYtCQ

Hagrid Hagrid Not correct. My friends, dog food doesn’t feel so gross to the starving man If you want a hotdog, then you’ve gotta cook a hotdog – what?

Put it on the stove! But you won’t get enough You won’t get enough Does it help you to eat this wiener thing? I don’t think that it does You know,

I slipped and I fell into a coffin this weekend No I didn’t, it was just a dream! It was just a dream There wasn’t a coffin I said hooray! And do you know what I felt like?

Like the best squirrel in the hole Now let us all try to be the best squirrel in the hole I don’t like the air in here Can you smell it?

Yeah, it’s definitely strange I just got a big whiff It’s pretty bad You know, I have a surprise for you Okay It’s a golden unicycle I don’t want that That present is a fail

You’ve got to learn to GLIDE AND GLINT Ohhhhhh, it’s so sad I smell a bikini!

You shan’t buy a bikini He shan’t buy a bikini They can’t buy a bikini — SO SAD! And this is how I dance!

You’ve got to learn to GLIDE AND GLINT I need silence You’ve got to learn to GLIDE LIKE THIS!
Is it so sad?

NO! Ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah- NO! I hope you understand we’re puppets Hmm? I said I hope you understand that we’re puppets You said we had free will No I didn’t That’s what you told me KING OF THE WORLD RULING NOTHING AT ALL KING OF THE WORLD RULING NOTHING AT ALL

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